It seems Roxanne really wants to make me her pet! What more does she want? She has the keys to my belt and my collar! Is that not enough? Roxanne also wants to train my behavior, which is really not necessary because I am a perfectly good girl! She makes me do tricks, puts me on a leash, and even cuffs my wrists to my belt! I think she is going too far, unless… she has been receiving emails from you!! Yes, I know you are behind all this!