So I invited Roxanne over for an evening of tv at my place. But when she came over, the tv wasn’t turned on. I explained to her it wasn’t turned on because she was not cuffed and gagged. You see, as faithful fans know: I can only watch tv (or use the computer) when I am cuffed and gagged. I know, it is a strange rule to impose on myself, but I have lived like this for over 10 years and I am completely used to it. Roxanne finds out that my rule also applies to guests. So who wants to come visit me? You know the rules now!